1. They have a no-filter policy, and pretty much anything can be a joke
Even the most serious of things have some humor in them. Sarcastic Best Friends Find The Funß and make a joke of just about anything.
Black humor is their trademark, but they don’t need to tell a joke to make you laugh.
They draw on real situations to brighten up your day. You laugh until it hurts, knowing you probably shouldn't.
2. They have their own way of showing affection
These best friends will probably never "sweetie", "darling", "baby" or something like that, but they won't hesitate to call you ”stupid”, ”fool” or "slut" to name.
They know that you are fluent in sarcasm and will translate it all into words of pure, pure love.
3. They help you see everything realistically
Once you start freaking out, they will be the reality bludgeoner you need.
They will bug you for so long until you see there's nothing to think about that much.
Sometimes there is nothing between the lines in a text. It's just plain text. Sometimes you don't need to know everything right away because the world isn't ending.
4. They never walk on eggshells
They speak their mind and don't care if they will offend you or others. They hate to sugarcoat things.
Plus, they're not afraid to mix things up a bit and see how people react to their comments.
When you think about it, it's good that they are like that. At least you know they will tell you the truth, no matter how painful it may be.
5. Neither of you will ever be offended
You insult each other on a daily basis. You don't hesitate to taunt and tease each other for every little thing.
The most important thing is that you know that there is no evil in your words.
You are with a person who only has the best in mind. That's why you almost never fight.
6. They push you out of your comfort zone
You may not be as sarcastic as your friend, but you're making progress.
You probably didn't intend to be a sarcastic person, but it kinda happened.
You catch yourself making hilarious comebacks and making a room full of people laugh with your inappropriate comments.
You're getting braver and your self-esteem growing by the minute because you slowly starting to realize that you don't care what other people think of you.
7. They taught you that sarcasm is the best weapon against assholes
The thing about assholes is that they usually don't even understand sarcasm so you can make fun of them directly and they won't even get it – and even if they do, you won't really care.
Your skin is thicker now and you know they can't hurt you. They will rot in their own toxicity anyway.
8. Your enemies are their enemies
Basically you hate the same people and that makes the bond between you even stronger.
You don't even stop to think before shamelessly taunting them. Overdoing anything is always a plus.
Your ex-boyfriends are usually the mature material for ridicule, something along the lines of, “Look at him, were you? drunk the whole relationship?”, ”Don’t be an idiot.
Of course you won’t get back together with him. It would be like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.”
9. They are the most loyal of friends
They never tell you someone said something mean about you because they cut them off before they had a chance to talk about you.
They are always there to support you defend, and they stand behind you at all times. They will never betray you, that's for sure.
10. They are able to turn off their sarcasm when you really need them
Count on that. They will be there for you at any time of the day or night. They won't just be there during the fun times.
They will be there for you even when things start to backfire.
They are empathetic , although they don't always show it. They will listen to you without making sarcastic comments when circumstances require it.
11. Everyone needs a Chandler Bing in their life
You're lucky because while everyone wants a friend like Chandler Bing, you have a real version of him in your life.
