Texting is a crucial skill these days , which is a must have to charm someone.
And luckily for people like me who don't know how to text men for the life of them, there are many, many articles and Advice on the internet that comes to our rescue!
Seriously, what to text a guy to get his attention?
So, to save you from all the embarrassment I went through while hopelessly flirting with guys, I collected some basic texting advice and some messages that would definitely interest him.
We have cheesy ones, ones that make him laugh, and then of course flirtatious and cheeky lyrics.
Honestly, what's the point of writing lyrics if you don't want to spice it up a bit ?
Let's start with some basic rules of texting:
1. Play hard to get- stop being needy
I have to say I'm guilty of being needy.
When I meet someone new I just want to talk to them all day and whatever comes to my mind I f’ ;I think it's incredibly important for me to share it with you.
Well, it's not. Keep it easy, sometimes ignore messages and don't reply immediately (unless you're discussing something really serious that it's important that you do).
2. Don't send him two or more messages in a row
This rule follows the first one. If he doesn't answer you, don't bombard his phone with multiple texts or phone calls.
He will get back to you when he has time, he won't do it sooner if you keep writing It will only annoy him. Trust me I know it.
3. No long paragraphs
Keep it light and playful, if there's something serious that needs to be discussed, do it face to face.
Try to spend some quality time together and save the provocation for texting .
Also, if you do it in person, there is a certain chance that something will go wrong and you don't have to fix it over the phone, which I've learned is is not always the best way to fix things.
4. Sometimes not texting is the perfect texting method
I know it seems pointless, but trust me, this one works wonders.
If you're always the one who initiates the conversation, the one who texts first and the one who texts last–stop !
Show him that you are not someone who will dance around him and wait for the crumbs of his attention.
You know that you deserve more, so why don't you give him a chance to give it to you?
Now that we've laid some ground rules, it's time for the messages!
Messages that make him smile
< p>1. Someone told me they saw me with a sexy strong man the other day. Do you happen to know who did it?
2. I'd like to invite you to come over this weekend, but I'm not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
3. Ugh, I have a problem. I can't stop thinking about you.
4. I know I don't know how you got into my heart, but I know I don't want you to go.
5. Come over, I have all your favorites. Pizza, beer and of course ME.
6. I didn't know it was possible to miss someone before they even left-until I met you.
7. You are the piece of me I didn't know was missing.
8. You are hands down the best thing that has ever happened to me.
9. I've been thinking about you. Every night, every day. I don't have much to say or express many things. I'm just thinking about the moments we shared, thinking about the times you're with me.
10. I love the way you hold me in your arms when I fall asleep and how you gently touch my hair when you think I'm not noticing. I love the way you give me sweet butterfly kisses so they don't disturb my sleep. Most of all I love the way I feel safe in your arms.
11. Have I ever told you how lucky I am to have you by my side? I have? Okay, no harm in saying it again.
12. Life can get tough, some days can treat you worse but we will find a way to make everything easy and good together. Don't forget I love you.
13. You are so alluring as you always want to make me kiss and cuddle you. I want to make you feel like you're the only man in the world that has ever meant anything to me. You make me want to strive to just put a smile on your face, even on your worst days. I want to spoil you as much as possible, show how important all this is to me and what you do for me. You make me take care of you and always be there for you. And I'll do anything to prove to you that we're meant to be together. You make me want to let you know how much I love you every day.
14. I just want you, that's all. All your flaws, quirks, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm, everything. I only want you.
15. I would do anything right now to curl up next to you, bury my head in your chest and lock my fingers with yours. I want to be able to look up at you and smile whenever I want. I want to be able to kiss you whenever I want. I want to be able to tell you how I feel about you whenever I want
Messages that make him laugh
< p>1. Thank God I'm wearing gloves because you're too hot. are.
2. Where's my powerful pickle jar opener when I need it?
3. Although I love wearing my granny panties, I'm wearing something risqué tonight.
4. Got to girls night now. Text you drunk later?
5. I won't lie, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop after watching way too much Netflix.
6. Just read that caffeine can boost a woman's libido. Is that why you keep asking me out for coffee?
7. Imagine my bed is a football field. I'm the football and you're running for a touchdown. Look, I like sports!
8. I really miss you a lot (but probably not as much as you miss me. I'm pretty awesome).
9. I'm in my bed, you're in your bed … One of us is in the wrong place.
10. I was thinking of you … and it wasn't all PG.
1. I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. Do you want to train?
2. If you're having a bad day, don't worry because your night will be amazing!
3. On the agenda for tonight: polite conversation followed by rude bedroom antics.
4. I promise to always be by your side, preferably below you or above.
5. I hope you're rested because you need a lot of energy tonight.
6. What are you doing for dinner tonight? I was thinking about making reservations for my bedroom but wanted to make sure you were available.
7. I'm putting on some really crazy underwear right now. So many locks! So many straps! You have to help me take it off.
8. Can I have you in bed for breakfast tonight?
9. I have something to show you. It's a surprise and you'll have to undress me to find it.
10. I'm not a photographer but I can introduce you and me together … in my bed.
11. Let's do some ” we shouldn't do that”-things.
12. What do you want as a present? Today I am your Santa and I will make all your dreams come true!
13. I hope your day is as nice as my butt.
14. I can't decide if the best part of my day is waking up next to you or going to sleep with you. Hurry home so I can compare the two again.
15. You make me smile and you make me super horny too, but that's not the point.
1. There's a huge sale in my bedroom right now. All dresses are -100%, it's a limited time offer.
2. I'm fantasizing about you right now. Do you want to come over and fulfill my fantasies?
3. I know you've had a long day, why don't you come over and I'll give you a back rub … naked.
4. Work is very slow today because I can't stop all the fun; to think that we had last night. Can't wait for a replay.
5. The thoughts I had about you were so dirty that I had to take a shower.
6. You should probably clear your calendar for tomorrow because I plan to stay up late with you tonight. Very long.
7. When I come home, I want you to wait for me in bed/in the kitchen without pants.
8. If you were here now, I would rip your clothes off and throw you on my bed and have sex with you. But you're not, so … next time?
9. The thought of you touching me literally turns me on.
10. Let's get one thing straight. If we meet later, there will be no foreplay.
11. Hey I just wanted to let you know that if you're ever having a hard time, well a really hard time, I'm here for you. I mean I can give you a hand … or something.
12. I knew something was missing today … Do you know what it was? You between my thighs.
13. You are on my (NSFW) thoughts.
14. Let me be clear: if I see you later, I'll undress you button by button. I unzip your pants and take them off, leg by leg. I take off your boxers and throw them against the wall. What happens next is entirely up to you.
15. I have a riddle for you, but I'll give you a clue. Tonight I'll make you a special guest between my legs.
16. Should I wear a short skirt or a really short skirt tonight?
17. Why don't you come over later? I bought a new bra and I need a second opinion.
18. I can't stop thinking about your mouth and your hands in places they shouldn't be.
19. You yelled some dirty words last night. Do you want to do it again tonight?
20. You're so hot, even my pants fall for you.